# Description: # Example scripts for you to examine and try out. # # Notes: # They are commented out by default, because most of them are pretty silly and # wouldn't be useful and amusing enough for day to day huboting. # Uncomment the ones you want to try and experiment with. # # These are from the scripting documentation: https://github.com/github/hubot/blob/master/docs/scripting.md module.exports = (robot) -> # robot.hear /badger/i, (msg) -> # msg.send "Badgers? BADGERS? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN BADGERS" # # robot.respond /open the (.*) doors/i, (msg) -> # doorType = msg.match[1] # if doorType is "pod bay" # msg.reply "I'm afraid I can't let you do that." # else # msg.reply "Opening #{doorType} doors" # # robot.hear /I like pie/i, (msg) -> # msg.emote "makes a freshly baked pie" # # lulz = ['lol', 'rofl', 'lmao'] # # robot.respond /lulz/i, (msg) -> # msg.send msg.random lulz # # robot.topic (msg) -> # msg.send "#{msg.message.text}? That's a Paddlin'" # # # enterReplies = ['Hi', 'Target Acquired', 'Firing', 'Hello friend.', 'Gotcha', 'I see you'] # leaveReplies = ['Are you still there?', 'Target lost', 'Searching'] # # robot.enter (msg) -> # msg.send msg.random enterReplies # robot.leave (msg) -> # msg.send msg.random leaveReplies # # answer = process.env.HUBOT_ANSWER_TO_THE_ULTIMATE_QUESTION_OF_LIFE_THE_UNIVERSE_AND_EVERYTHING # # robot.respond /what is the answer to the ultimate question of life/, (msg) -> # unless answer? # msg.send "Missing HUBOT_ANSWER_TO_THE_ULTIMATE_QUESTION_OF_LIFE_THE_UNIVERSE_AND_EVERYTHING in environment: please set and try again" # return # msg.send "#{answer}, but what is the question?" # # robot.respond /you are a little slow/, (msg) -> # setTimeout () -> # msg.send "Who you calling 'slow'?" # , 60 * 1000 # # annoyIntervalId = null # # robot.respond /annoy me/, (msg) -> # if annoyIntervalId # msg.send "AAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIHHHHHHHHHH" # return # # msg.send "Hey, want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?" # annoyIntervalId = setInterval () -> # msg.send "AAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIHHHHHHHHHH" # , 1000 # # robot.respond /unannoy me/, (msg) -> # if annoyIntervalId # msg.send "GUYS, GUYS, GUYS!" # clearInterval(annoyIntervalId) # annoyIntervalId = null # else # msg.send "Not annoying you right now, am I?" # # # robot.router.post '/hubot/chatsecrets/:room', (req, res) -> # room = req.params.room # data = JSON.parse req.body.payload # secret = data.secret # # robot.messageRoom room, "I have a secret: #{secret}" # # res.send 'OK' # # robot.error (err, msg) -> # robot.logger.error "DOES NOT COMPUTE" # # if msg? # msg.reply "DOES NOT COMPUTE" # # robot.respond /have a soda/i, (msg) -> # # Get number of sodas had (coerced to a number). # sodasHad = robot.brain.get('totalSodas') * 1 or 0 # # if sodasHad > 4 # msg.reply "I'm too fizzy.." # # else # msg.reply 'Sure!' # # robot.brain.set 'totalSodas', sodasHad+1 # # robot.respond /sleep it off/i, (msg) -> # robot.brain.set 'totalSodas', 0 # robot.respond 'zzzzz'